We all mishear lyrics in certain songs, but hear are some of the worst offenders...
10. What we hear - 'Scuse me while I eat this pie/kiss this guy
The real line - 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky - Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix
9. What we hear - Eeee Wheee! Look at me! I'm a tree, I'm a wombat!
The real line - Heathcliff, it's me Cathy, I've come home. - Wuthering Heights, Kate Bush
8. What we hear - Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time
The real line - Touched for the very first time - Like a Virgin, Madonna
7. What we hear - Hong Kong elephants in the air
The real line - Harmful elements in the air - Honk Kong Garden - Siouxsie and the Banshees
6. What we hear - JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman
The real line - JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner - Get Back, The Beatles
5. What we hear - The smell of fat chicks just put a smile on my face
The real line - This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place - Suffragette City, David Bowie
4. What we hear - Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rumour in the night
The real line - Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night - Blinded by the Light, Bruce Springsteen
3. What we hear - What's that coming over the hill, is it a bus stop?!
The real line - What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?! - Monster, The Automatic
2. What we hear - Sweet cream is made of cheese
The real line - Sweet dreams are made of this - Sweet Dreams, Eurythmics
1. What we hear - Hamster! A dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagull!
The real line - Master! Apprentice! Heartbourne, 7th seeker! - Wishmaster, Nightwish